I'm just trying to not embarrass myself.

zac-afron:

maingrl:

never trust a person that screenshots everything

(Source: eeyorefanblog, via penguinsgalore)

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5 days ago

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

(Source: bastille, via adamlockett)

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6 days ago

boy48:

ok you won a world cup but you still lost two world wars so chill

(via fckhoeran)

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1 week ago

nashaawest:

hellojoeyyy:

Rosetta Stone

My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.

(Source: bzfd.it, via path-to-somewhere)

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2 weeks ago

theother9tenths:

july04th1776:

the sunset was beautiful tonight

image

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FLAG PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO THE SKY ARE YOU KIDDING ME

(Source: beatricesprior, via dallasharry)

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Posted
2 weeks ago

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

(Source: humbleanimefan, via theygavemechipswithmyair)

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2 weeks ago

squiglets:

squiglets:

let’s put another male in a situation where he must deal with some wacky kids!

SPOILER ALERT he comes to love the kids. BONUS POINTS if he falls in love with the hot mom. who is usually Jennifer aniston for some reason

(via anticlimactic-explosion)

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2 weeks ago

thestigsmexicancousin:

A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.

(Source: funnyordie.com, via anticlimactic-explosion)

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2 weeks ago

littaly:

bip-bop-bam:

littaly:

skellyscoo:

paulsrockinpagoda:

thatdarnwaffleopolis:

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?

the pin

OH NO

(Source: sexhaver, via anticlimactic-explosion)

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2 weeks ago
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