I'm just trying to not embarrass myself.

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

(Source: queerbaitingforgodot, via purpleostrich41)

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nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

(via misterpigglewiggles)

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misha-bawlins:

hayleytonks:

danisnotafaggot:

gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out

lets talk about sims for a minute

in sims, your appearance doesn’t matter. you can pursue what career you want and not get paid less for being a certain gender. you can change your sim’s gender or life at any time. what other sims care about is if you’re nice or if you kick over their gnome.

just saying

also men in sims 2 can get pregnant by aliens 

(Source: mathernatical, via anticlimactic-explosion)

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shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

(via anticlimactic-explosion)

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rnikechampa:

the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

my high school did this and the song was “bye bye bye” by nsync and it lasted for months because people were so into it that nobody donated

rnikechampa:

the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

my high school did this and the song was “bye bye bye” by nsync and it lasted for months because people were so into it that nobody donated

(via anticlimactic-explosion)

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14 hours ago

unclefather:

when u accidentally open ur front camera and ur sitting there like

image

(via theygavemechipswithmyair)

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ultrannoying:

if u squish those bunny marshmallows they become kim jong-un

ultrannoying:

if u squish those bunny marshmallows they become kim jong-un

(via theygavemechipswithmyair)

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devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

(Source: gettingsodas, via anticlimactic-explosion)

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