I'm just trying to not embarrass myself.

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

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zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

(Source: zanetheaiden, via anticlimactic-explosion)

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chicagno:

when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lectureimage

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tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

(Source: deanprincesster, via theygavemechipswithmyair)

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9 hours ago

snarg:

YOUR WEAVE IS UGLY LAQUISHA

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UGLY

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9 hours ago

refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

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9 hours ago

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

(via anticlimactic-explosion)

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9 hours ago

uprightcitizens:
If SNL is Hogwarts, Lorne Michaels is Dumbledore, and these are — or were, whatever — your heads of house. Amy is tough but fights the good fight, Seth is cerebral and snarky, Bill is sunny and polite, and Tina is ambitious and self-preservative. Also, it’s super hard to find good pictures of Bill Hader.

uprightcitizens:

If SNL is Hogwarts, Lorne Michaels is Dumbledore, and these are — or were, whatever — your heads of house. Amy is tough but fights the good fight, Seth is cerebral and snarky, Bill is sunny and polite, and Tina is ambitious and self-preservative. Also, it’s super hard to find good pictures of Bill Hader.

(Source: jonahryan, via anticlimactic-explosion)

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9 hours ago

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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14 hours ago
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